oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane
sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license
sir that is my emotional support female nipple
I knew you’d fight until the war was won, but you deserve the chance to meet your son.
staff: female-presenting nipples are banned
me: posts a pic with my tiddies out saying “please don’t misgender my nipples”
me, hot glueing little handlebar mustaches to my nipples: Are My Nipples Legal Yet
staff really said “female-presenting nipples” to try and sound woke huh…
My nipples wear dresses and false eyelashes so they’re going to be flagged
Tumblr: We’re banning NSFW to make our site a better place!
Literally everyone else: Okay, but what about the rampant Nazi, Pedophilic, terf, radfem , pro-ana content on this site?
Tumblr: They can stay.
*posts any picture*
tumblr:
other fanfic writer: *cranks out beautiful, heartbreaking, 4000-word chapters weekly*
me, writing: “should I remove this comma?”
me, twenty minutes later: *removes comma*
me, an hour later: *puts comma back*
how fucking DARE
I’m sure I heard my name in there somewhere. 😣😭
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