lmao – EquusGirl's Tumblr

caughtupinmyownhead:

Tumblr users: This year, we lost our dear blogging site

Staff: STOP TELLING EVERYONE WE’RE DEAD!

Tumblr users: Sometimes we can still hear the staff fucking up websites

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

the reason Tumblr is my favorite social media is bc Im a story teller entertainer. I can’t post multi paragraph stories on instagram or twitter

And before anyone says anything let it be known that I’d rather be dead anywhere else than alive on reddit

*strums lute while flourishing dramatically above* This.

cupofsorrows:

dwellerinthelibrary:

From my Drafts. Dirty, dirty Opabinia.

Opabinia has been extinct for 497,000,000 slutty, slutty years.

2dphobic:

lunamalfoy7:

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

surprisebitch:

0lightsourced:

0lightsource:

Nsfw Artists: Age of Extinction

I drew this 4 years ago and it’s still relevant

you ended up drawing the prophecy

moonblossom:

pylertalma:

pinkseedgrows:

blackqueerblog:

The look on everyone’s faces – esp. Justin Trudeau’s – PRICELESS!!

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

*Trudeau looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

boethiah:

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there

sofamaker:

panda-jacket:

megahra:

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

Don’t forget the award winning “I love you”

Let Shang live

zetablarian:

grumpyfaceurn:

zetablarian:

All I know is my dash is 90% more nudity than ever before, now.

we got no jobs, no future, no planet or economy or society that haven’t been fucked up by the generations before us, but you know what we have tons of?

Spite.

This is beautiful and true.

marzipanandminutiae:

my18thcenturysource:

senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

beau–brummell:

Britain’s oldest erotic film, ‘Lady in her Boudoir’ (1896)

It simply shows a pretty woman undressing but would’ve been considered titillating at the time.

Found at BFI’s online erotica collection, The Pleasure Principle

Female-presenting ankle

O live this video and the amount on info about female fashion it gives us.

Also: big mutton sleeves are everything.

And that comment about the female-presenting ankle made me spill my drink XD

I mean, it would have been considered somewhat titillating. Victorian porn was legit, nude and/or overtly sexual porn, I will remind you, not just ankle-baring chemises